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watermel0n-smile:

he just accepts it, not even surprised by it. must happen all the time

watermel0n-smile:

he just accepts it, not even surprised by it. must happen all the time

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no:

Porn is Too much. Someone could’ve eaten those apples, but instead you put them all in your Asshole? Who will eat them now? I won’t

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turntechgoddamnit:

where da party at

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acca-emme-esse:

How are you able to play this game if it’s rigged from the start?

acca-emme-esse:

How are you able to play this game if it’s rigged from the start?

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Fckn baked

Fckn baked

scorpiofruit:

*sees my son playing basketball with his friends* *brings everyone fresh lemonade and cookies while wearing booty shorts a crop top and wedges*

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where the fuck are the sex scenes in Cars

reallylameblog:

I’m not paying for this shit anymore!

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collegehumor:

If everyone else was rebloggin this article would you?

Finish reading If Your Mom Wrote Drug PSAs

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