bombing:

one of my favorite things is when you give a baby your finger and they hold on to it as tight as they can. it’s funny because they don’t even come close to having the amount of muscle power i do. do you really think you can hold me here haha. i’ll crush you

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elissamvp:

When you say something smart and people are shocked

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babybowsers:

me: *petting a cat* nice

cat: *bathes self where i touched it*

me: image

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carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

when u try to caffeinate yourself and just end up increasing ur heart rate with no discernible changes in levels of exhaustion  

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punksock:

missy’s life is better than mine in more ways than one

punksock:

missy’s life is better than mine in more ways than one

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itslarsyouguys:

YOU’RE a baby

I’M a baby

WE CAN BE BABIES TOGETHER

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