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Longboarding and smoking cigars til the sun comes up👌
i hate when people ask “who you tryna look good for?!” bitch myself bye
if anyone ever calls you a slut just say ‘and yet i still won’t fuck you’ and then blow them a kiss as you saunter away because that’s the closest they’re ever gonna get to your magnificence, o smaug, chiefest and greatest of calamaties
Ladies real talk
Virtually every dog relishes a loving scratch behind the ears and some sweet, vocal praise. But dogs identified as pit bulls get a bad reputation and a lot less love.
Love that someone made this.
I am borderline crying at how sassy this person is
ROLL BACK THE ATTITUDE
Nash Grier compilation of comebacks
"he probably shaves her arms while she sleeps"
yaaas drag him
hello welcome to compulsory education. here we will teach you things like how to measure the sides of triangles. wait what? you want to know how to live and do important things like taxes? no sorry thats not on the curriculum we have to look at these triangles for five years