using cheap tactics to get followers is disgusting
follow if u agree
i wouldn’t trust tony abbott to lead a high school prom committee let alone my fuckin country
how can a font make this exponentially funnier?? it just does like magic
oh wow her dad makes a really convincing dog
you can take one man’s trash to another man’s treasure but you can’t make it drink
Fun fact: the blending of idioms or cliches is called a malaphor.
My personal favorite is “We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it.”
I looked it up b/c that was a very familiar idiom and how could it be wrong but then
yeah wow that’s spot on perfect
THIS IS MY FAVORITE SHOW OK
OMG THE LAST ONE
wanna know what a cow looks like washed and blow dried?
that is what a cow looks like washed and blow dried
*handcuffs myself to your dog* ohh, ohhh nooo. oh shoot and i left the key at home too. we’ll be right back. uhhh…bye!